Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

How long before you can pick up a frothy Grande bar of this at Startbucks?

"Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who don't regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the caffeinated soap from ThinkGeek… "