KPMG didn’t buy AI for 276,000 people. It bought a control plane — and threw in a quarter-million seats to keep you looking the other way.

Read the June 9 announcement again. Everyone fixated on the headcount: more than 276,000 professionals getting Copilot. That’s the press release. The load-bearing noun is one clause down — Agent 365, the system KPMG adopts to “manage how AI agents are deployed, managed, monitored and updated,” giving it “centralized governance and control of AI agents operating across systems, data and business processes.”